DWI HIT PARADE: Holiday Alcohol Task Force Officers Arrest Humberto Guerra for Hit-and-Run and DUI; Packing Heat

DWI HIT PARADE: Holiday Alcohol Task Force Officers Arrest Humberto Guerra for Hit-and-Run and DUI; Packing Heat

SILVER SPRING, MD. – Humberto Guerra was out celebrating his birthday and was busted by Montgomery County Police Officer C. Chirigos for boozing while driving with a child in his Nissan after he demonstrated in a vivid sobriety test his impairment by blasting into a parked car. Guerra and his passengers all beat feet to escape the responding flatfoots. The flatfoots proved to be fleet of foot and soon more than a dozen traffic and criminal charges were awarded to Guerra.

Montgomery County Police report that Officers from the Holiday Alcohol Task Force have arrested and charged Humberto Guerra, 26, (DOB 12/29/1994) of 12010 Bronzegate Place in Silver Spring, Maryland, with offenses to include committing a hit-and-run collision, driving without a license, driving while under the influence (DUI) of alcohol and drugs, transporting a minor while DUI, and possessing a loaded handgun.  Guerra was also served with a warrant for his arrest for a pre-trial violation from a previous offense.

Police say that on December 30, 2020, at approximately 12:57 a.m., Holiday Alcohol Task Force officers responded to a collision in the area of Carroll Avenue and Osage Street in Silver Spring.  A white Nissan Versa had struck an unoccupied, parked vehicle and the driver of the Versa, later identified as Guerra, and two occupants, to include a young child, had fled from the vehicle.


Officers located Guerra in the area.  Guerra provided officers with a false name.  He had a warrant for his arrest and did not have a license to drive. 

Guerra was arrested and they found a loaded handgun was in his jacket pocket.


Further investigation by a Drug Recognition Expert (DRE) officer determined that Guerra was under the influence of drugs and alcohol and was driving impaired.

Guerra was transported to the Central Processing Unit and charged with the above-mentioned offenses and installed in the slammer.

DWI HIT PARADE Copyright 2020

Arrested One Month Earlier for Burglary and Auto Theft

Guerra was charged by Montgomery County Police Officer K. Lashley on November 8, 2020, with several charges of theft, motor vehicle theft, drug possession such as heroin or cocaine, and possession of burglary tools.  He was in and out of the Montgomery County Jail on the same date, so as not to stifle his budding criminal career.  In the same incident, Guerra racked up numerous traffic charges.

Why the District Court Commissioner would have let Guerra out of jail on November 8, when a warrant had been issued for his arrest for similar charges involving the theft of an auto, drugs, and more on September 21, 2020, is best explained by noting that this is what happens in the Banana Republic of Montgomery County, Md.  With his December 30th arrest and jailing, he was served with the arrest warrant for the September charges and as of January 4, 2021, was still in the hoosegow.

Ripped Off Another Vehicle in Anne Arundel

Anne Arundel County Police Officer Adolph arrested Guerra on August 29, 2020, as the dirtbag Humberto Guerra Jr. allegedly stole another vehicle and is facing charges of felony theft in Annapolis District Court. Guerra also was given honorable mentions with various drug charges as well.  Maryland residents will be overjoyed to learn that they are paying for free lawyers for Guerra in the Anne Arundel charges.

  • MURDER USA: True Crime, Real Killers, available in Kindle, paperback & Audible
  • buzzsmarina.com
  • Ask for The Gunslinger Lawyer
  • Order your Stuffed Ham for the Holidays
  • DC Police seek ID of the balcony jumper and fellow rioter in House of Representatives chamber on Jan. 6, 2021
  • DC Police seek identification of these two men who were part of the riot in Capitol building on Jan. 6, 2021
  • DC Police need info on ID of these invaders of the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021
  • DC Police ask for ID of these rioters in Capitol taking selfies on Jan. 6, 2021
  • DC Police want to know who these rioters are inside Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021
  • DC Police ask for IDs of these rioters who weren't on a school tour in riot in Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021
  • DC Police have issued a Silver Alert for these missing rioters who may be looking for their lost box of Depends left inside the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021
  • DC Police are wondering exactly who these rioters are so they can be arrested for unlawful entry in the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021
  • DC Police looking for info on these fools who surrendered their liberty once prosecuted in federal court to one fool with one brain. MOB Jan. 6, 2021
  • DC Police looking for info on the identity of these rioters inside the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021
  • Trump on federal buildings Act
  • This rioter in the US Capitol wore his company ID around his neck to make it easier for police to identify him and perhaps to allow his company to terminate him as well on Jan 6, 2021
  • Rioter faces a possible ten years in prison for crashing into the US Capitol on Jan 6, 2021 in violation of Landmarks Act signed by President Donald Trump in 2020
  • Richard Barnett poses for photo in Speaker Nancy Pelosi's Capitol office in Capitol Riot on Jan 6, 2021. via ABCNews Twitter
  • Richard Barnett shows mail taken from Speaker Nancy Pelosi's office, saying he took it and left a quarter for it in Capitol Riot on Jan. 6, 2021
  • Richard Barnett arrested by FBI on January 8, 2021 for unlawful entry, theft, property destruction during Capitol Riot
  • This rioter is carrying a tool that Martin Luther King Jr. never brought to a peaceful protest when he insisted that All lives matter.
  • This newly minted rioter must have borrowed this kitchen smock from his grandma so he wouldn't get his new tee shirt messed up in the June 22, 2020 riot in Lafayette Park.
  • Careful to wear a mask and not upset the sensibilities of the goofy DC Mayor, this cat is ready to rumble at the riot on June 22, 2020.
  • The Mod Squad meets the Riot Squad on June 22, 2020 in Washington, D.C. as looters attempted to destroy the Andrew Jackson monument in Lafayette Park.
  • Giving Old Hickory the heave ho with this steel bar was this bozo's idea of peaceful protesting at the June 22, 2020 riot in Lafayette Park in DC.
  • Just getting a workout to shed a few Wuhan Virus pounds by rioting in Lafayette Park and destroying government property paid for by taxpayers on June 22, 2020
  • Looter brought along his water-pistol goggles to keep out the pepper spray as he destroyed public property during rioting at Lafayette Square on June 22, 2020 in Washington DC.
  • Connor Matthew Judd a GW student was arrested and his mommy flew in from California where she told the court he was a nice boy. Judd was released on personal recognizance.
  • This vandal brought his backpack in case he got the munchies during a tough shift in the riot zone at Lafayette Park on June 22, 2020
  • A frustrated wanna-be steel worker or just another government employee with good paychecks and time to riot in LaFayette Square on June 22, 2020
  • BAD, BAD LEROY BROWN - he was the baddest guy in the mean old town, meaner than the junkyard dog at Lafayette Square in Washington on June 22, 2020
  • WHO is this violent criminal that was destroying your property paid for by tax dollars in Lafayette Park on June 22, 2020
  • Wanted for vandalism by the United States Park Police for defacing statute of President Andrew Jackson in Lafayette Square in Washington DC on June 22, 2020 (Nice Watch)

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Exit mobile version