STEVE HALL AND MASTER OF HOUNDS FLEENOR HEADED TO LONDON FOR K9 TRAINING IN SKYSCRAPERS AND SUBWAYS
BELMONT FARM, MD. – After a serious day of consultation with his mentor, Pastor Dick, St. Mary’s Sheriff Tim Cameron outlined the next two months of intensive training for Capt. Steve Hall and his team of crack shots travel to London, England (United Kingdom) to train with the English Special Warfare Unit (ESWU) for effective means to clear each floor of tall buildings of nests of terrorists.
“This is important work for our SWAT teams,” said Cameron as he downed another pitcher of beer to wash down his latest pork BBQ of the day. “I have agreed to hire Todd Fleenor as our new civilian Director of Dogs, and his title will be ‘Master of the Hounds.’
Cameron paused for shots of Apple Pie with his command team, led by his newest appointee to the Police Accountability Board, Leslie Everett, joined by Angie Cameron and Mike ‘The Weasel’ Whitson.
“While in London, Capt. Steve Hall and Master of the Hounds Fleenor will meet with Bobbies, two by two, and travel to Westminster Abbey, the Tower of Big Ben, and see all the little children along the way,” said Cameron between bites of a rack of ribs.
“Sheriff, we have an urgent message from London,” said Capt. David Dingaling as he rushed to the side of the High Sheriff of Baldwin Street.
“What is it? Can’t you see I am holding a press conference with the Baynet?” glowered Cameron, touching his gun belt.
“This telegram said that the Visa application for Capt. Steve Hall has been denied,” said Captain Dingaling.
“How dare they get my pal Joe Biden on the phone; he’ll take care of this,” yelled Cameron as he turned and slapped a waitress on the derriere while she landed another platter of pork BBQ sandwiches on his table. “Was there a reason?”
“Yes.” Said Capt. Dingaling.
“Well, out with it, man; I don’t have all day for this; we have a press conference to continue.”
“This telegram says that the United Kingdom law enforcement agencies did a routine background check on Steve Hall, saw his criminal record and conviction of assault and incarceration, and deemed him ineligible to train with them. They deemed him a terror risk and won’t let him in the country.”
“Crap. We’ll have to let the Master of the Hounds Fleenor lead the special mission. Heck, he might even win as Sheriff. I’m kind of tired of the sloppy appearance Hall makes in public events anyway. Can’t he dress up in overalls or something? You know, like Captain Kangaroo.”