CENTREVILLE, MD. – Drug dealers who ignore the possible consequences of their deadly acts of distribution of fentanyl and other narcotics can be really anal – especially when they keep their supply of drugs stuck up their derriere. This drug dealer, Kevin Briscoe, evidently depended on a supply of Centreville junkies who truly epitomize the term “dopers” by buying his dope. Now his former customers can just look around for a new dealer and Briscoe can contemplate what may be deposited in the future in his former drug stash storage compartment.
