LEXINGTON PARK CRIME AND DECLINE: Wild and Wooly – Robberies and Mayhem by Wahoo’s of Sin City break up the monotony of Wuhan Virus Crisis

LEXINGTON PARK CRIME AND DECLINE: Wild and Wooly – Robberies and Mayhem by Wahoo’s of Sin City break up the monotony of Wuhan Virus Crisis LEXINGTON PARK, MD.  – From the wilds of Liberty Street to the Hotel St. Mary’s in one easy lesson. When St. Mary’s Sheriff Department Cpl. Jason Graves showed up at […]

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Maryland State Police Beat: Whacky Tobaccy Lands Francis Thomas a Date with a Judge; Tanya Hall wins trip to slammer for best impression of a hellion

MARYLAND STATE POLICE BEAT: “I’LL KEEP DRINKIN’ AND SCREAMING TILL YOU TAKE ME TO JAIL!” LEXINGTON PARK, MD. – The town of Sin City in St. Mary’s County has one less yahoo running loose, at least for about ten minutes until a District Court Commissioner foisted her back upon the citizenry.  Maryland State Police report […]

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CRAZY NIGHT IN PARK HALL!  Jens Hanson charged with blasting victim, house, and neighborhood with gunfire

CRAZY NIGHT IN PARK HALL!  Jens Hanson charged with blasting victim, house, and neighborhood with gunfire PARK HALL, MD. – St. Mary’s Sheriff Tim Cameron reports that on August 8, 2018, at approximately 11:30 P.M., Deputy Tyler Westphal responded to the 47000 block of Rosemary’s Lane in Park Hall, for a report of shots fired. Police […]

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HEROIN HIGHWAY TO HELL: Zachery Christian in the Hotel St. Mary’s; Amanda Kinder’s trail of DWI convictions

HEROIN HIGHWAY TO HELL: Another Christian junkie in the Hotel St. Mary’s CALIFORNIA, MD.  – St. Mary’s Sheriff Tim Cameron reports that on March 1, 2018, Cpl. David Potter was investigating a suspicious vehicle in a parking lot located on Miramar Way, in California, when he located Zachery Garrett Christian, 24, of 24476 Blackistone Road, […]

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