LEXINGTON PARK CRIME AND DECLINE: Wild and Wooly – Robberies and Mayhem by Wahoo’s of Sin City break up the monotony of Wuhan Virus Crisis

LEXINGTON PARK CRIME AND DECLINE: Wild and Wooly – Robberies and Mayhem by Wahoo’s of Sin City break up the monotony of Wuhan Virus Crisis LEXINGTON PARK, MD.  – From the wilds of Liberty Street to the Hotel St. Mary’s in one easy lesson. When St. Mary’s Sheriff Department Cpl. Jason Graves showed up at […]

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SOUTHERN MARYLAND POLICE BEAT: Victor Johnson needed free cash to do his Christmas shopping for crack and jack

SOUTHERN MARYLAND POLICE BEAT: Victor Johnson needed free cash to do his Christmas shopping for crack and jack RIDGE, MD. – For those who still cruise around in a daze of cultural bewilderment and unaware of the intense and dense population of criminals in their midst and still use ATM machines located on the outside […]

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Maryland State Police Beat: Whacky Tobaccy Lands Francis Thomas a Date with a Judge; Tanya Hall wins trip to slammer for best impression of a hellion

MARYLAND STATE POLICE BEAT: “I’LL KEEP DRINKIN’ AND SCREAMING TILL YOU TAKE ME TO JAIL!” LEXINGTON PARK, MD. – The town of Sin City in St. Mary’s County has one less yahoo running loose, at least for about ten minutes until a District Court Commissioner foisted her back upon the citizenry.  Maryland State Police report […]

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