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GHETTO GUNMEN: CRIME AND DECLINE: Nathan Allen Nabbed with Loaded Gun in Crime Town

September 9, 2020September 10, 2020City Desk0

CRIME AND DECLINE: Nathan Allen Nabbed with Loaded Gun in Crime Town ANOTHER OF L.P. CITY’S YOUNG GUNS! LEXINGTON PARK, MD. – Okay, the cops caught the alleged hood with a loaded gun in a vehicle in the Crime Town of Lexington Park and California, Md., and took his derriere to the slammer where he […]

LEXINGTON PARK CRIME AND DECLINE: Wild and Wooly – Robberies and Mayhem by Wahoo’s of Sin City break up the monotony of Wuhan Virus Crisis

March 26, 2020March 26, 2020City Desk0

LEXINGTON PARK CRIME AND DECLINE: Wild and Wooly – Robberies and Mayhem by Wahoo’s of Sin City break up the monotony of Wuhan Virus Crisis LEXINGTON PARK, MD. – From the wilds of Liberty Street to the Hotel St. Mary’s in one easy lesson. When St. Mary’s Sheriff Department Cpl. Jason Graves showed up at […]

SOUTHERN MARYLAND POLICE BEAT: Victor Johnson needed free cash to do his Christmas shopping for crack and jack

December 14, 2018December 14, 2018City Desk0

SOUTHERN MARYLAND POLICE BEAT: Victor Johnson needed free cash to do his Christmas shopping for crack and jack RIDGE, MD. – For those who still cruise around in a daze of cultural bewilderment and unaware of the intense and dense population of criminals in their midst and still use ATM machines located on the outside […]

Hellions & Heathens: DWI, Robbery, Assault & Drugs – The Miscreant Chronicles

October 21, 2018November 18, 2021City Desk0

QUEEN ANNE’S SHERIFF POLICE BEAT: DUI and drugs keep deputies busy and provide more moola for the lawyers; 2016 plea deal kept armed robber Devanon Wilson Jr. free to offend again CENTREVILLE, MD. – Queen Anne County Sheriff Gary Hofmann reports that on Sept. 29, 2018, at about 2:22 am, Sergeant Meyers observed a 2007 […]

Maryland State Police Beat: Whacky Tobaccy Lands Francis Thomas a Date with a Judge; Tanya Hall wins trip to slammer for best impression of a hellion

October 17, 2018October 17, 2018City Desk0

MARYLAND STATE POLICE BEAT: “I’LL KEEP DRINKIN’ AND SCREAMING TILL YOU TAKE ME TO JAIL!” LEXINGTON PARK, MD. – The town of Sin City in St. Mary’s County has one less yahoo running loose, at least for about ten minutes until a District Court Commissioner foisted her back upon the citizenry. Maryland State Police report […]