MARYLAND STATE POLICE NEWS BEAT: Brandon Shaw will have to bake new pot edibles for Christmas stocking stuffers; needs new supply of Postal shipping boxes for next round of deliveries to drug customers

MARYLAND STATE POLICE NEWS BEAT: Brandon Shaw will have to bake new pot edibles for Christmas stocking stuffers; needs a new supply of Postal shipping boxes for next round of deliveries to drug customers LEXINGTON PARK, MD. – Wow! Talk about a trooper cramping the style of an alleged Lexington Park drug dealer as he […]

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Maryland State Police Beat: Whacky Tobaccy Lands Francis Thomas a Date with a Judge; Tanya Hall wins trip to slammer for best impression of a hellion

MARYLAND STATE POLICE BEAT: “I’LL KEEP DRINKIN’ AND SCREAMING TILL YOU TAKE ME TO JAIL!” LEXINGTON PARK, MD. – The town of Sin City in St. Mary’s County has one less yahoo running loose, at least for about ten minutes until a District Court Commissioner foisted her back upon the citizenry.  Maryland State Police report […]

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