MARYLAND STATE POLICE NEWS BEAT: Undocumented shoppers clean out shelves on aisle 9; woman just doesn’t know to stop motoring around with drugs or when to clam up. DWI arrests and more

NO JAIL ARREST FOR UNDOCUMENTED SHOPPER CALIFORNIA, MD. – Another Undocumented Shopper was out for a spin through the aisles of Walmart, reports the Maryland State Police.  Police say that on November 4, 2021, Maryland State Trooper C. Riggs responded to the Super Walmart located at 45485 Miramar Way, California, Md for the report of […]

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MARYLAND STATE POLICE NEWS BEAT: Brandon Shaw will have to bake new pot edibles for Christmas stocking stuffers; needs new supply of Postal shipping boxes for next round of deliveries to drug customers

MARYLAND STATE POLICE NEWS BEAT: Brandon Shaw will have to bake new pot edibles for Christmas stocking stuffers; needs a new supply of Postal shipping boxes for next round of deliveries to drug customers LEXINGTON PARK, MD. – Wow! Talk about a trooper cramping the style of an alleged Lexington Park drug dealer as he […]

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Maryland State Police Beat: Whacky Tobaccy Lands Francis Thomas a Date with a Judge; Tanya Hall wins trip to slammer for best impression of a hellion

MARYLAND STATE POLICE BEAT: “I’LL KEEP DRINKIN’ AND SCREAMING TILL YOU TAKE ME TO JAIL!” LEXINGTON PARK, MD. – The town of Sin City in St. Mary’s County has one less yahoo running loose, at least for about ten minutes until a District Court Commissioner foisted her back upon the citizenry.  Maryland State Police report […]

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